The Story of A-Wors

The Recess Gang were going outside to play baseball. They were going to play against Dawson and his gang.

"You guys a-wor!" CJ complains.

"What did you say!" Dawson demanded.

Dawson was about to beat CJ up until Vance told him the story of the Origin of the word; that both he and CJ were standing against the wall as punishment one Recess in 2nd grade and they came up with the word to express disappointment.

Just then, the bell rung and CJ said "This A-wors!"

Suddenly, Mr Boyd grabbed CJ. "What do you say, Rottweiler?" he demanded.

"I just said "A-wors,"" explained CJ.

Boyd took CJ to Principal Prickly's office, but the rest of the gang doubted that Prickly could punish CJ for a word she invented. Unfortunately, that's what he did. He gave CJ Level 6 detention after she said the word again. She exited detention at 4:00pm, which Prickly said that her word was forbidden from the school and he had told the entire school staff. But CJ had a plan.

The next day, she had Vance name his kickball team the "A-Worers", Mickey say he wants "a big A-woring helping of mashed jam," at lunch, Swinger Boy say "3000 A-wors, a world A-wor record!" while swinging and the Aubrees say that a pair of shoes A-wor. They were a lot of kids in Prickly's office that day, Prickly decided to call Mr Quirinus Black about it. CJ told him about the origins of the word and Mr Black pretended to understand, but then arrested CJ after she said the word again.

During the trial, Black told Superintendent Brickly about the word and Brickly almost gave out CJ's sentence until Miss Ropey presented a witness, one of her friends, who got into a fight with Black. CJ stopped the fight and said A-wor again, which made Brickly realise how silly the whole trial was and asked everyone what THEY think the word meant. One person thought it sounded like another name for the colour purple. Brickly found CJ "not guilty."

"This A-Wors!" said Principal Prickly.

The End.

Note: The word A-wor was my original creation. I came up with the word after watching Lisa Riley's 2001 You've Been Framed.