Squeaky Patterson

Squeaky Patterson is Stinky Peterson’s 98th Street School counterpart. He is a male student who used to attend 98th Street School sometime before the series began. His eventual fate, and activities during his time at the school, have become urban legends. The Recess Gang usually uses Squeaky as an urban legend to warn people against doing things that Squeaky has said to have done which either caused him to disappear, have bad luck or to leave the school indefinitely. Squeaky is a boy who gets terrible luck, supposedly because he usually meddles with unknown powers which results in people to "never see Squeaky Patterson again...".

In the episode "My Fair Greta", it is revealed that he went to Finkelmeier Elementary School after scoring exceedingly well at the "Arkansas Standard Achievement Test". In the episode "Rus' Fortune", little is revealed to the viewer regarding Squeaky. Nevertheless, he is spotted within school premises after this, in episodes "Kindergarten Derby" and "The Fuss Over Boyd".

His eventual demise has been told in two episodes, "My Fair Greta" and "Rus' Fortune".

The Legends

 * In "My Fair Greta", C.J. tells the story of how Squeaky, a smart kid who - along with Greta - burned through his test so fast that everyone was sure he would ace it; two days after the test he was dragged out of class by Miss Orange who took him to Principal Prickly's office and he was never seen again. Greta says that some kids say that Squeaky did so poorly on the test that he was sent all the way back to Kindergarten. (In reality, he was transferred to a special school for acing the test.)
 * In "Rus' Fortune", Jobey Belton tells the story of how Squeaky found a fortune-teller at Clover Mall; the fortune-teller itself came floating down the mall's main plaza, much that of the gang's one in the episode. Squeaky tried the fortune-teller, only to receive an unknown, unfavorable fortune (presumed to be the same as Rus'.) Jobey stated that "they never saw [Squeaky] again."